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Skaro Bloodbane

no imageSkaro Bloodbane
(Galen, Razor Coast 1 campaign)

Half-elf fighter 5

Strength: 14 Dexterity: 15 Constitution: 10
Intelligence: 12 Wisdom: 10 Charisma: 14

Skaro Bloodbane is a black-haired male in his twenties with bright green eyes (like the sea) and a trimmed black beard. He loves to drink and fight and generally live up to his bloodline (the infamous Pirate King Garr Bloodbane). He chose to be a fighter because he is strong and good with a saber. He wants to become even more famous than his brother (a “friendly” brotherly feud) and even more infamous than Garr. He specializes in single combat and firearms (he likes to see things go boom) and has a personal goal to “Kill them with a sword to the stomach or a bullet to the head and steal their apple jack. If they don’t have any then no worry! I have my own.”

He also wrote a poem about his reputation (it may be slightly exaggerated but it doubles as a drinking song and sea shanty):

I’ll cut off your head and eat it
or to the sharks I’ll feed it
And if you give me apple jack
I’ll drink it and kill you, now how ’bout that

I was once as drunk as a fish
who was swimming in a barrel of beer
I cut off a captives head with a swish
and all the others ran with fear

I once killed a shark with a plank
and ate his brother’s tooth
and then I fired a blank
which turned out to be real and ruined the roof

I’ll cut off your head and eat it
or to the sharks I’ll feed it
And if you give me apple jack
I’ll drink it and kill you, now how ’bout that

I once shot the admiral’s daughter
he didn’t take it well
and then i shot his father
and the admiral as well

I was walking down the coast
one bright and sunny day
and then a Dragoon started to boast
so i stole his hat, killed him and ran right away

I’ll cut off your head and eat it
or to the sharks I’ll feed it
And if you give me apple jack
I’ll drink it and kill you, now how ’bout that

I once punched a man in the face
and told him I’m descended from Garr
he had a shirt made out of fine lace
so i killed him and sold it in Magnimar

You just bought me a bottle of apple jack
and I stabbed you right in the face
so I put your gold in my knapsack
but at least you had good taste

I’ll cut off your head and eat it
or to the sharks I’ll feed it
And if you give me apple jack
I’ll drink it and kill you, now how ’bout that

Buy me a barrel of beer
and I show you my party trick
I’ll chug the entire keg
and then your throat I’ll slit

I once met a very large kraken
who drank all my apple jack
I threw him a pile of flaming bracken
but it turned out i was just blaked*

(*Skaro’s slang for extremely drunk)

I’ll cut off your head and eat it
or to the sharks i’ll feed it
And if you give me apple jack
I’ll drink it and kill you, now how ’bout that

Apple jack’s what I like drinking
when my throat’s completely parched
once when my boat was sinking
I climbed up an extremely high larch

I killed a man with a cane
and his friend with a dagger to the chest
and when everyone asked if I was insane
I said insanity is what i do best

(at this point in the poem there is always some apple jack being drunk by the singer)

I’ll cut off your head and eat it
or to the sharks I’ll feed it
And if you give me apple jack
I’ll drink it and kill you, now how ’bout that

A man killed my best friend
so i thanked him very kindly
I slashed his eyes and slapped his rear end
and ran about blindly

I’ll stab you through the liver
and throw you in the sea
then take your guts as my crew’s dinner
but not before i claim a limb for me

I’ll cut off your head and eat it
or to the sharks I’ll feed it
And if you give me apple jack
I’ll drink it and kill you, now how ’bout that

As you may have learned from the poem, Skaro has an unhealthy addiction to apple jack. He is a sellsword who works with his brother for the sole purpose of personal gain. Although he specializes in single combat, he is not very good at hand-to-hand combat. He can kill at long range with his revolver and at close range with his sawtooth saber. If however he is disarmed, than he is pretty much useless.

Even though he is a pirate he has always wanted to dabble in alchemy and ranger abilities. He also is extremely sadistic and employs the Skia torture technique (torture first, ask questions later) and enjoys taking a “souvenir” from each enemy he defeats in single combat. On a completely different subject that has nothing to do with the last one whatsoever, he keeps some toes in a box under his bed labeled “souvenirs.” He also keeps apple jack under his bed as well.

-Galen

 

One response to “Skaro Bloodbane

  1. Rasputin Nightflame

    June 21, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    Mother of God! He cut off the half-orc’s toes in the haunted house adventure!

     

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