The New “You Rip It, You Lose It” Policy

04 May
Some fool has singlehandedly removed Ultimate Psionics from the Guild.

Some fool has singlehandedly removed Ultimate Psionics from the Guild.

Just now formalizing what has been a new policy in the Guild.

You know those nice, fancy full-color books on our shelf in Room 102? The ones that you all flock to instead of the black-and-white, spiral-bound copies of the Pathfinder books? Well, except for the few that were donated to us, those books are graciously lent to our class from yours truly, your Grandmaster.

I do not HAVE to lend my personal books to the class. But some of you have been much less considerate of the class than I have been. So, to keep the peace and establish order, I now have to make clear that:

If a book is ripped or otherwise damaged, it is gone.

So that is why I took home copies of:

  • Bestiary
  • Bestiary 2
  • Ultimate Equipment
  • Ultimate Psionics


So always remember:

  • Hold books carefully and with both hands.
  • Don’t fight over books. This isn’t kindergarten.
  • Turn pages carefully so that they don’t bend or tear.

-Your Generous and Fair Grandmaster


Posted by on May 4, 2016 in Announcements


7 responses to “The New “You Rip It, You Lose It” Policy

  1. Enzo

    May 4, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    Wow, seriously. I know for a fact that the damages were all done by 6th graders, so “great job”.

    Oh, and grow up 6th graders your petty squabbles have cost us all. Mainly the higher level players, because we needed ultimate equipment to buy our hearts content of magic items. Its not like you needed it, you guys can’t even buy 10% of the things in there.

    Yeah, some of you are fine (like kurt, pablo, lucas, and leo) but most of you are at fault.

    Drop the mic

    • Conor

      May 4, 2016 at 6:59 pm


  2. Nate

    May 4, 2016 at 8:26 pm

    Oh I get it; “single’hand’edly”! Also it’s funny that you said kindergarten since most of the kindergardeners I knew couldn’t read. Thank you for the hidden jokes, Handmaster!

    • ronaldsf

      May 4, 2016 at 8:31 pm

      Ah, Nate, I see you are good at reading between the lines. 🙂 Though my obvious meaning is what I meant when it came to kindergarten. Still, makes me want to put in more hidden messages haha.

  3. me so sneaky

    May 9, 2016 at 9:47 am

    conor you prick

  4. me so sneaky

    May 9, 2016 at 9:48 am

    same with you enzo jerks

  5. mmccoo171

    May 13, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    Enzo is right tho


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