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D&D/Pathfinder Stats Explained with Tomatoes

28 Nov

tomatoJust found these Words of Wisdom on Reddit:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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Posted by on November 28, 2015 in Uncategorized

 

3 responses to “D&D/Pathfinder Stats Explained with Tomatoes

  1. mmccoo171

    November 29, 2015 at 5:46 pm

    This is one of the best posts on this website (aside from all of my great write ups). ALL HAIL THE TOMATO

     
    • ronaldsf

      November 29, 2015 at 6:45 pm

      ALL HAIL TO-MA-TO! ALL HAIL TO-MA-TO!

       

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