8th day of Neth, 4713 AR
This is Munahele continuing the adventure of the party. This opportunity has been one of the most amazing things, being able to work with my heroes, and get close with them! But anyways, onto the story.
Thanks to my skills knowing the Razor, I used the Frost Giant Jarl’s coordinates and found the location of the Pirate King’s base. It was in the side of a cliff, hidden by an illusion, and it was close to the island of berserking drug warriors (We didn’t end up stopping there for a lunch break.)
When we arrived, we sailed into a cove with a boat in front of us, and some buildings on the shore beside us. Someone on the boat asked if we were here for our payment, but we pretended that we had accidentally sailed into the cliff after getting lost. With our skills of lying, it almost worked, but not at all, and they recognized our voices and yelled to attack…
Immediately, Lily, the stunning woman she is, killed two out of the three snipers hiding in the crow’s nests. The third ducked behind the planks to avoid damage. On the deck, we could see fighters, and a monkey thing with bombs. Luckily, we had brought some ice giant friends to help fight.
I didn’t really do much, but cast fireball once and stood there while my tikis were tweeting and roaring. The rest of the crew was shooting and flying and casting spells. Our ice giants lined up and started hurling rocks at the crew, injuring many. Most of the rocks were aimed at the third crow’s nest, to knock it over.
Eventually, after a lot of bomb misses and an unsuccessful acid pit by me, we saw a hat stick up from below deck. By this time the crew was dead, except for the monkey and the third sniper. A nasty hand came up and rubbed the hat, creating a tornado thing. And he was flying, so he didn’t fall into my pit. He became invisible and started flying around and hurting us. It sucked a lot.
The giants tried throwing rocks at him, but it didn’t work, so instead they toppled the crow’s nest killing the sniper, and the monkey also died at some point. I had to run up and heal people, because the Invisible Pirate was causing all sorts of damage from his tornado of death. After a while of nothing, Calypso dispelled his flying and invis, and he fell into the water.
We surrounded him with blades and fire using magic, and he then created a water tornado of annoyance. It took us a while, but finally we killed him. Unfortunately, giant sharks ate his body and most of his gear. Nina, my tiki, went down and retrieved his hat, which turned into a golden band of skulls.
With him dead, we went onto his boat to find the treasure. On board, there was a gnome, who said he was the treasurer, and had everything logged in a book. We told him about how we were robbed and we were going to return some of the treasure to its rightful owners. He pulled up his green coat and asked if we had lost anything, like a green stone. We assumed he meant Nolgrin’s stone, but we said he still had it. The gnome smiled, and handed us the book, and said he was going to use the little gnome’s room.
Then, we heard a scream. We rushed over, and one of the prostitutes ran out of the quarters in a towel, crying and saying, he’s dead. She went and cried into my shoulder while I comforted her, and the rest of the group investigated the body. It was the gnome we were just talking to. He had a slit throat, and some burn marks, but his blood stained jacket was red, not green.
We came to the conclusion that we must have been talking to the damned impostor who has been following us around, while we were on the boat. We said goodbye, and headed back to Carcass. We notified the giants that we killed the Pirate King, and we gave them back their goblets. We had a huge party, and they let me drink some blizzard out of the jeweled goblet. The entire time, my tiki men were tweeting with joy.
Sadly, the party was cut short by a telepathic message from Xander Brim that there were fire giants attacking our mansion. We teleported over and began the battle.
– Munahele (Emmett)
XP so far:
Bob’s Mom (Lily) – 612,637
Calypso – 627,134
Mallan – 441,293
Munahele – 556,293
Nolgrin – 597,637
Reyda Vance of the Ash Veil – 513,693
Rukus – 631,637