Below is an account of the momentous events that occurred in Gildhaven last week!!
From Ozov the Plague Born and General Sinna Greenwood:
Loyal Gildhaven citizens! As you know, some recent developments in the war with Cheliax have used many funds and tax dollars. But, with this sacrifice, we lose a threat to our civil nation. Also, with the raising of a new wizard army, we grow closer to ridding ourselves of the no good, idiotic devil worshippers.
We, as you should know, have bombarded their capital, and with the help of our southern allies, the Magnamarians, we will assault their capital, getting as much loot and gold as we can to pay back the people. So right now, go get some Gildhaven war bonds to support the righteous cause. And after we destroy Cheliax, you will become part of one of the wealthiest kingdoms. With part of the money we raise, we will generate more ways to keep our great nation thriving. So, if you are thinking we are using our funds in vain, that isn’t true.
If you think we are power hungry, or lust for control, we don’t. We want what’s best for our people, and right now, that’s expanding our reach to trade with other nations.
Finally, we have a new holiday for our two saints, St. Hinden and St. Burg. Our attack on Cheliax began with an illusion of their Archdevil punishing them for their failure, and two aerial blimps with alchemist’s, St. Hinden and St. Burg, fire landed on their garrison and palace! So join me as we mourn their loss, but celebrate their actions by chanting along. “OPERATION HINDENBURG”!
“OPERATION HINDENBURG! OPERATION HINDENBURG! OPERATION HINDENBURG!”