10th day of Lamashan, 4713 AR
We screwed up. More accurately, they screwed up.
I wasn’t there, but stuff happened, and now we’re at the Pearl Eye Atolls, fugitives from the law, making an incredibly complex plan to kill Gregory B****adunce.
But let me explain how we got here.
We all headed up to our bar, Bonedeuce’s Treasure, hoping to grab out money, get to the Winddancer, and head to the Pearl Eye Atolls. But it wasn’t that simple. Noooooo, it just had to be filled with Dragoons who were, you guessed it, trying to catch us.
We saw them, I turned into a monkey, Leonardo climbed up to the balcony invisible, and Thoran, Gorak and Fallens disguised themselves as a visiting noble family.
A guard saw me and went to get me a bowl of nuts that was inside. When he went in, I made a sirocco come down and smite that one guard who was left on the front deck. When the guy came back out with the bowl, he saw battle ensue and grabbed me and took me inside. I tried to summon an elemental, it failed, then I turned into an earth elemental and bashed in his face. I still feel bad about that.
A large battle ensued, with most of us almost dying, but we ended up victorious and the bar was liberated.
Jalia Ramires had informed another member of the Wave Riders, Zalen Trafalgar to come. Milliauka arrived, and so did Bethany Razor. We discussed toppling the government with the help of the Tulita. Bethany was was determined to get vengeance on Gregory Bonedeuce for killing her first husband. Milliauka decided to stay landside while the rest of us went out to sea.
Shata, my roc, grabbed the safe, I jumped on him, and we headed over to Quell’s Whore, which is Bethany Razor’s ship, and not anything else. Nope, no way, not at all, n-o-p-e nope. Anyway, when we got there safely, the main Dragoon commander/sorcerer Aeron Chambers came onto the ship to inspect it. It went incredibly smoothly.
We headed to the Pearl Eye Atolls and began making the plan…
So, Fallens would head over to the ship Gregory was on, and seduce the First Mate to access the ship and get the crew to mutiny. While that was happening Bethany would get Gregory Bonedeuce into her cabin. All the while, me and Ziara would be invisible in there and we would capture him, interrogate him, and kill him.
That was our genius plan, which probably won’t work, but it’s worth a shot. Anyway, this page is almost to the bit I stained with applejack, so I have to stop writing.
-From the diary of Skarru Bloodbane (Simon)
XP so far:
Fallens Sicarius, kitsune bard 11 – 130,791
Gorak, orc gunslinger 11 – 111,644
Leonardo, kitsune gunslinger 11 – 107,214
Nightflame, elven conjurer 10 – 99,893
Thoran, gillman barbarian 10 – 85,368
Skarru Bloodbane, half-elven druid 11 – 125,414
Ziara Bloodbane, musetouched aasimar assassin 5 / ninja 5 – 89,908