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Razor Coast 2, #21: Sailing the Razor

01 Jun

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10th day of Rova, 4713 AR

Then a mama winged T-rex attacked us and swallowed Nlishgar…

Our story starts with a crazy woman with lightning flaring up her wrist [me, Sarisa] and a seaweed monster who thinks that everything is its food, but we chopped it into seaweed cakes that were prepared by Fitz [my fiance] and it was delicious [YUM!!].

After we ate the seaweed cakes, we sailed away and never were attacked by monsters again [just kiddin], but our ship had a hole in it so we fixed it and a little while longer we landed on a island that had a bunch of dinos running around where Fitz befriended a dino. Then a mama winged T-rex attacked us and swallowed Nlishgar but we killed it before it could kill him completely [too bad, i didn’t like him I also wanted to c-section the T-rex so he would come tumbling out WAHAHAH!!!]

Anyways we stole her eggs and the baby T-rexs were running around [cough cough orphans]. We sailed a little bit more and ignored some random good-for-nothing island that had a bunch of stupid fishing boats. Then we found a shipyard that had Commander Perrin’s ship! It was named The Albatross. It had 3 %&*# spectres but we showed them. I stuck my rapier up its butt and twisted it and everybody else killed them too [I almost feel bad for them][not hehehehe]

-Sarisa signing off

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XP so far:

Fitz – 103,765
Gwenelyth – 110,565
Nlishgar – 103,332
Sarisa – 102,065
Kelnar Redman – 100,265

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