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Kingmaker #18: Lizards and Money

27 May
I was being stealthy when that stupid will-o got in my way and electrocuted me till my invisible hair stood up.

Gobario Alcos, the once-maligned goblin who somehow weaseled his way into the ranks of Esper’s High Council, continues our tale…

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2nd of Rova, 4681 AR

Bombs, bombs everywhere, burnin lizard scum, a weepy kid and the will-o-wisp that attacked me fun fun fun (except for the last one, that one almost killed me). I was being stealthy when that stupid will-o got in my way and electrocuted me till my invisible hair stood up. But i was a brave goblin (even though I ran for my life). We tried to kill it but it retreated beyond the lizard camp and then we dealt with that EVIL!!!!! lizard man Vesket. We killed lizard man oh we killed him good and we looted his hut and tackled his masseuses. We got a huge trident and some stupid bear’s fur who wandered into a stinkin trap and got killed, STUPID FURRY BEAR!!!! Anyways we got Tig home and he was TRAUMATIZED by all the lizard scum we stabbed, slashed, hit and burned to death. But it all paid off because now people think we’re even “better” and so they’re loyal to us [people are so easy to trick]. Anyways the kingdom got bigger blah blah blah we decided to let a boggard keep his land in one of the places we expanded to and some weird rich guy from that other country Brevoy built his mansion in our capital Corff. And we all kissed his butt with gifts. I made him a grizzly bear fur belt and i think that made him feel appreciated (not).

Signing off,
Gobario Alcos

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XP so far:
Gobario Alcos – 23,540
Illirus – 23,285

John Snow – 25,097

Neskaghir – 29,897
Nolgrin – 24,325
Oasîn – 26,122

Pellius Wintrish – 23,217
Skia Canticum –  21,902

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