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Razor Coast 1 Bio: The Song of Skaro Bloodbane

21 Jun

skull-crossbones5Galen’s character is a half-elf fighter named Skaro who is descended from the notorious Pirate King Garr Bloodbane! He has a drinking song and sea shanty to boot. For his full bio go to his page.

I’ll cut off your head and eat it
or to the sharks I’ll feed it
And if you give me apple jack
I’ll drink it and kill you, now how ’bout that

I was once as drunk as a fish
who was swimming in a barrel of beer
I cut off a captives head with a swish
and all the others ran with fear…

I once killed a shark with a plank
and ate his brother’s tooth
and then I fired a blank
which turned out to be real and ruined the roof

I’ll cut off your head and eat it
or to the sharks I’ll feed it
And if you give me apple jack
I’ll drink it and kill you, now how ’bout that

I once shot the admiral’s daughter
he didn’t take it well
and then i shot his father
and the admiral as well

I was walking down the coast
one bright and sunny day
and then a Dragoon started to boast
so i stole his hat, killed him and ran right away

I’ll cut off your head and eat it
or to the sharks I’ll feed it
And if you give me apple jack
I’ll drink it and kill you, now how ’bout that

I once punched a man in the face
and told him I’m descended from Garr
he had a shirt made out of fine lace
so i killed him and sold it in Magnimar

You just bought me a bottle of apple jack
and I stabbed you right in the face
so I put your gold in my knapsack
but at least you had good taste

I’ll cut off your head and eat it
or to the sharks I’ll feed it
And if you give me apple jack
I’ll drink it and kill you, now how ’bout that

Buy me a barrel of beer
and I show you my party trick
I’ll chug the entire keg
and then your throat I’ll slit

I once met a very large kraken
who drank all my apple jack
I threw him a pile of flaming bracken
but it turned out i was just blaked*

(*Skaro’s slang for extremely drunk)

I’ll cut off your head and eat it
or to the sharks i’ll feed it
And if you give me apple jack
I’ll drink it and kill you, now how ’bout that

Apple jack’s what I like drinking
when my throat’s completely parched
once when my boat was sinking
I climbed up an extremely high larch

I killed a man with a cane
and his friend with a dagger to the chest
and when everyone asked if I was insane
I said insanity is what i do best

(at this point in the poem there is always some apple jack being drunk by the singer)

I’ll cut off your head and eat it
or to the sharks I’ll feed it
And if you give me apple jack
I’ll drink it and kill you, now how ’bout that

A man killed my best friend
so i thanked him very kindly
I slashed his eyes and slapped his rear end
and ran about blindly

I’ll stab you through the liver
and throw you in the sea
then take your guts as my crew’s dinner
but not before i claim a limb for me

I’ll cut off your head and eat it
or to the sharks I’ll feed it
And if you give me apple jack
I’ll drink it and kill you, now how ’bout that

Bio of Skaro Bloodbane

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1 Comment

Posted by on June 21, 2013 in Campaign, Razor Coast 1

 

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One response to “Razor Coast 1 Bio: The Song of Skaro Bloodbane

  1. moises

    June 21, 2013 at 10:13 am

    Good song.

     

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