26th day of Neth, 4712 AR
Heroica, Edrina and Shorty McShortShort went to go collect ironbloom mushrooms for the cure for blackscour taint. When Leo, Cindy and Cathrine left, Heroica, Edrina and Shorty McShortShort went on.
When they were walking over to a dwarven place where the mushrooms are, Shorty McShortShort got really annoying. He took out his quarterstaff and pretended like it was a gun (fail). Heroica took lead until Shorty McShortShort jumped from behind and pretended he shot everything with his gun like a complete weirdo. When they finally got inside, these bat things started to grab us. After fighting them for a while, one of them disappeared. After Edrina and Heroica killed the things off, Shorty started to pretend he was a damn gun again.
– As narrated by the illustrious, opinionated Heroica